An Open Letter To People On The Sidewalk

Dear People On The Sidewalk: I have tried to understand, I have tried to be patient. I’ve used all of my willpower to stay silent up until now but I just can’t remain quiet any longer. There are just too many of you making my life hell. I am talking about the people who have no…

Conversations With My Husband: Tea

As far as husbands go mine is pretty great. And I can say that with experience, after all this is my second marriage. Step aside, Dr. Phil, I’m the new expert in town! You may choose to disagree with that yet I am sure you will side with me when I tell you one key…

Don’t Eff With Me When I’m Hangry: A Yelp Review

Two things I love: food and The Presidio in San Francisco (quick lesson: The Presidio is a former military base that is now a park and is very near our apartment, we walk there every weekend and it is so dear to us that it was even referenced in our wedding ceremony). So when a…

My Love Letter To Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker

I love makeup, I have ever since I was a kid. It is beyond an interest and if I am being honest it passed obsession years ago. It is a problem, absolutely, but you know what? If you have to have a problem in life I’ll always choose this one! You like bronzer? I have…

Adventures In Dating Episode 2: The Pervs Come Out Online

I am a huge proponent of online dating. I used eHarmony (blah) and Match (yea) after my divorce and met my husband this way. You can read our success story here where I explain a little more as to why I think online dating is the wave of the future (disclaimer: some moron at Match “edited” this…