Why we need to leave Jennifer Aniston alone

It must be Groundhog Day in June, because today I woke up to news articles claiming that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Again! For more than a decade the media has put forth “Jennifer Aniston is pregnant” headlines, in one form or another. In reality that number is closer to 15+ years of this ongoing “story”…

How Do You Serve “Bowls of Cigarettes?”

Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy last week. Okay, cool. I don’t have beef with the Olsen twins, I actually like the oversized sunglasses and venti Starbucks cup-look. And the fact that he is about 17 years her senior doesn’t phase me either. Or that most days she looks about 13 years-old and he resembles the driver of a…

An Open Letter To People On The Sidewalk

Dear People On The Sidewalk: I have tried to understand, I have tried to be patient. I’ve used all of my willpower to stay silent up until now but I just can’t remain quiet any longer. There are just too many of you making my life hell. I am talking about the people who have no…

Don’t Eff With Me When I’m Hangry: A Yelp Review

Two things I love: food and The Presidio in San Francisco (quick lesson: The Presidio is a former military base that is now a park and is very near our apartment, we walk there every weekend and it is so dear to us that it was even referenced in our wedding ceremony). So when a…

Is Chivalry Dead? If You Answered Yes Than You Get A Puppy

Let me preface this post by saying that I don’t like most people with the exception of about 87% of my family and friends. Given that, my attitude can evolve from slightly irritated to utterly outraged in under a minute flat. My mother and my husband both think I need to provide my readers with this…