The Witty Otter

[caption id="attachment_840" align="alignleft" width="400"] Jennifer Aniston on the latest issue of InTouch magazine.[/caption] It must be Groundhog Day in June, because today I woke up to news articles claiming that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Again! For more than a decade the media has put forth “Jennifer Aniston...

[caption id="attachment_800" align="alignleft" width="300"] The boys eventually forgave us our transgressions… when we took them to a donut eating contest.[/caption] My husband and I have similarly evil minds. Not mean minds, just… well, evil. We like to joke and play pranks, especially on the overly trusting...

[caption id="attachment_699" align="alignleft" width="210"] Me with some candy cigarettes that were not provided to me in bowls. Or even a single bowl. How rude![/caption] Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy last week. Okay, cool. I don't have beef with the Olsen twins, I actually like the oversized sunglasses...